Sadly, today that rebate is just another little bubble of happiness that has burst.
It was a scam!
I know what you’re thinking. How was a savvy real-man-of-the-world like myself nearly duped?
Three words. Moira “Shyster” Stewart.

The duplicitous minx! In all my dealings with her, I never dreamt she’d pull a stunt like this.
You expect this sort of thing from Trevor McDonald. But Moira?!!