The human brain is a true wonder of God’s creation.
I only have one quibble with it, really. Why does it tell me my crap idea is brilliant, when really it must know it’s rubbish because it tells me a bit later?
The upshot is, I end up arguing with my art director about whether it's a good idea or not and then, when my brain finally does tell me it's rubbish, I have to concede the point. Which is a huge black eye for me.
It’s not just work either. The same applies to having ideas in a social setting.
I remember as a youth, my friend and I were invited to play a song in school assembly. Moments before we went on, I decided to jokily dedicate the song to the headmaster.
The song was called Married with Children.
My brain didn’t tell me he’d recently left his wife and kids for the deputy head. Not until I sang the line ‘I hate the way that even though you know you’re wrong, you say you’re right.’ and everyone was staring at the floor looking embarrassed. Oh yes, then it reminded me.
Why doesn’t your brain tell you immediately? Why does it wait?
Well, I asked a clinical psychologist. Her name is Mrs RealMenWriteLongCopy (that’s right, I'm her long-term project). Our conversation went something like this:
Why doesn’t your brain tell you immediately that it’s a rubbish idea?
You could be in a certain mental state, maybe you’re hyped or tired and that affects your judgment.
Like maybe you really want it to be a good idea so that part of your brain convinces the other part of the brain it’s a good idea?
Can’t you give me a scientific answer with neurons and stuff?
There is no explanation for that on a neuron level.
Maybe one neuron was firing really well and then later you realised it was firing blanks?
Seven years, dear reader. Seven years training plus two in the field and that psycho-babble was the best she could do.
All I know is, until we find an answer for this, I’ll be arguing with my art director and he'll turn out to be right. And that is simply NOT ACCEPTABLE.