Behold, earthlings! My snazziest ever snazzy Christmas jumper.
I know what you're thinking, "Dave, you look fricking AWESOME in that, where can I get one?"
But I'm afraid this is a limited edition, bought for me by the munificent Mrs RMWLC last Christmas. With the advent of, um, advent, I figure it’s now okay to wear it. Or at least, as okay as it can ever be to wear a jumper like this.
If you think you can rival my Christmasjumperness, I’d love to see what you’ve got. (Although I should warn you, the nose ACTUALLY SQUEAKS and the antlers have real bells on.)
If you'd like to challenge me to a Christmasjumper-off, please take a photo and send it to realmenwritelongcopy at gmail dotcom
If you think you can rival my Christmasjumperness, I’d love to see what you’ve got. (Although I should warn you, the nose ACTUALLY SQUEAKS and the antlers have real bells on.)
If you'd like to challenge me to a Christmasjumper-off, please take a photo and send it to realmenwritelongcopy at gmail dotcom
He's doing us a favour, Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteHe bravely wears it so we don't have to.
Absolutely...flippin'...brilliant! That's the worst thing I've ever seen. So awful you should wear it year round.
ReplyDeleteWould certainly benefit from a flashing light or two...
ReplyDeleteI still hate that jumper.
ReplyDeleteThe jumper is only topped by your dog basket blanket trousers. Great work Dave.
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