Friday, December 3, 2010


Behold, earthlings! My snazziest ever snazzy Christmas jumper.

I know what you're thinking, "Dave, you look fricking AWESOME in that, where can I get one?"

But I'm afraid this is a limited edition, bought for me by the munificent Mrs RMWLC last Christmas. With the advent of, um, advent, I figure it’s now okay to wear it. Or at least, as okay as it can ever be to wear a jumper like this.

If you think you can rival my Christmasjumperness, I’d love to see what you’ve got. (Although I should warn you, the nose ACTUALLY SQUEAKS and the antlers have real bells on.)

If you'd like to challenge me to a Christmasjumper-off, please take a photo and send it to realmenwritelongcopy at gmail dotcom


  1. Dave, that's fucking horrible. Take it off.

  2. He's doing us a favour, Anonymous.
    He bravely wears it so we don't have to.

  3. Absolutely...flippin'...brilliant! That's the worst thing I've ever seen. So awful you should wear it year round.

  4. Would certainly benefit from a flashing light or two...

  5. I still hate that jumper.

  6. The jumper is only topped by your dog basket blanket trousers. Great work Dave.