Little did I know then that a major high street retailer would soon produce a new line of fragrances based on a character even more manly and desirable.
That’s right, ME!
Behold, Next’s new line of man scent, which goes by the snappy moniker of Performance. (For the slow/art directors among you, my surname is Mance, see?)
Here’s what it says on the label:
Performance cologne is masculine to the core, combining the refined sensuality of bergamot, jasmine, and starfruit with the powerful virility of cedarwood, men’s changing rooms, cobra venom, mace, the SAS storming the Iranian Embassy and sheer musk. Performance is a potent blend that draws you in and envelops you, like a ninja on a dark night.
CAUTION: use sparingly.
Douse yourselves in the stuff immediately.
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I'm sure that this will be much more successful than "Incontimance"
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