Scott, serving a life sentence in a darkened room for the crime of being good at retouching shots of the new Rolls Royce.
Well, today Scott was promoted to the level of ‘Human being deemed worthy of basic needs like light and air’ and allowed back into studio.
“I feel like a man reborn” said Scott. “From now on I’m going to live every day like it’s my last. Bask in every ray of sunshine. Smell every flower. Enjoy every last inane conversation I overhear from my studio colleagues.”
Welcome back Scott.