Thursday, February 26, 2009

Light-fingered chancers wanted

That right. It's a pallet LOADED with boxes of Dairy Milk bars. And it’s sitting downstairs in despatch.
Each box contains 48 bars. And I reckon there are more than 300 boxes there. By my calculations that’s over 14,000 bars.
14,000!
Who will join me in a daring bid to spring this from the building?
I realise that after yesterday’s pious post it’s probably poor form to be encouraging stealing. But just look at it. The fire exit is only yards away, it’ll be the easiest job we ever pulled.

1 comment:

  1. im in. definitely more than a glass and a half full of joy there..

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