The word going around the staff kitchen is that head office has been tracking my progress with interest.
They sense I’m destined for big things. They've spotted my potential.
How do I know this? In short, they asked me to write a post for the company blog.
As you can imagine, I jumped at the chance – an opportunity to put my skills to use in order to promote the company was just too good to pass up. Also they made it very clear I had no choice.
You can read the post here.
Obviously they were delighted with what I wrote. Phrases like ‘destined for senior management’ and ‘rising star’ have been banded around freely in recent days. Which makes such a nice change from the usual murmurings of ‘offensive body odour’ and ‘gross incompetence’.
I’m just trying to keep my feet on the ground and remember the principles that have served me so well up until now: hard work, diligence and brazen brown nosing.
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