Bryan ‘Grunders’ Grundy, our man from finance, took my place while I had a week off to recover from the strains of writing the fourteenth most popular UK-centric long-copy-based blog written by a hirsute man in a wrestling outfit.
I’ve got Bryan to crunch some numbers on last week’s stats. The results made for some sobering reading.
It turns out he is 29% more popular than me. And 307% funnier.
Whatever. I’m back at the helm now to steer this blog back into the impenetrable fog of my inane and humourless babble.
Here are some things I can tell you right now:
- While I was away the guy who replaced me lowered my chair and also lowered the left armrest. But not the right. Curious.
- Today I’ve been asked to edit a pub menu. This is not a joke. Has anyone been asked to do a more humbling writing job than this? If so please let me know in the comments.
- On my holiday (near Bath) I went to a country park and saw some llamas. I hate llamas because touching one as a child triggered an allergy to ALL animal hair. Again this is not a joke. Has anyone else experienced or heard of this phenomenon (your experience might not be with a llama but another animal)?
- I think that is all.
Ah well. Only 8 weeks to go til Grunders takes over again.