Last week I celebrated my birthday.
Because I am so insanely popular, my colleagues insisted I have a few lunchtime drinks to mark my special day.
It was pretty mad. Here are some pictures.
Actually, if I’m honest, the turnout was a little disappointing.
In fact, it’s possible not all these pictures are really from my birthday.
Naturally, this is my art director's fault.
I had asked him to invite people for me. Unfortunately, this basic task proved too tricky for him.
First of all, he emailed just the creative department. I had specifically told him not to do this, as they’re too boring.
Regrettably, the eighth or ninth time I slowly and loudly recounted these instructions, my creative colleagues overheard.
As a result, there was a departmental boycott of the event.
Although he did eventually manage to send an invite to the whole agency, it seems I’m not as popular among other departments as I’d hoped.
The upshot was the kind of attendance you'd expect if you were hosting a three-hour brainstorm without snacks.
I can't complain. I always knew that being FANTASTICALLY SUCCESSFUL would involve sacrifice.
But I guess this moment really brought home just how lonely life is at the top.
Look on the bright side though. Here is a video of a dog riding a bike.
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