Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Snubbed by Al Gore

Last week RMWLC Towers hosted an event starring none other than VP Al Gore.

I first met Al on the campaign trail back in ‘88 (he was just a kid back then, wet behind the ears and crying for his mommy every night). So I was looking forward to hooking up again and reliving the glory days.

Imagine my surprise, then, when I turned up and found myself denied entry by one of Al’s burly bodyguards.

It seems the powers-that-be didn’t want me there on account of I am too edgy and dangerous and also I have offensive body odour.

Big Al did a talk, followed by Q&A, covering topics like The use of interactive media in the democratic process , the role of the media in the fight against climate change, Why Americans talk funny, and How to lose an election to an autistic cowboy.

It seems his latest mad-capped scheme is to run a TV station where he gets other people to make programmes for him. For FREE!

He's obviously had enough of misconstruing data as the basis for wild speculation (I think he used to be a planner). He’s now pedalling reality TV.

It. Will. Never. Fly.

Personally, I always had a lot more time for that other fella – you know, the funny one with the cowboy hat. I just loved the way he seemed to really hate terrorists, especially EVIL terrorists.

Anyway, I digress. The point is, I had Al Gore in my building last week. Did you?

Didn't think so.


  1. hah, i would get really angry if i were you. but i am already angry because insane ideas of al gore is a part of education programm in my school. and i get used to critical thinking so i ask myself-how come that person who compare in his articles temperature on venus and earth can be accepted seriously? his statments are not more then guessing. nothing is proved by real research. he compilates facts the way he needs it. but! energy security and pollution are two serious problems that we can not ignore anymore. but both have nothing to do with al gore's fantasies.

  2. Excuse me. He's pedalling a TV?. How's he do that?.