13 hours ago
Monday, November 19, 2012
Welcome to this exciting new series!
As my regular reader will know, any series I start rarely makes it past the first entry. But I’ve a feeling this one could run and run.
Because, having spent two years freelancing, I’m full of wisdom. Backed up, in fact. I’m hoping this series will provide a much-needed wisdom suppository for me to clear myself out of all the nuggets and pearls that are clogging up my system.
My first little plop of insight is...
When you're a freelancer, times passes slower.
This is because our memory only logs the experiences that are different.
So if you go to work at the same place every day, sitting in the same chair and working on the same clients, time will seem to pass very quickly.
You’ll be drawing up scamps one day and suddenly realise your hand is horribly withered and you’re wearing incontinence pads.
On the other hand, if you work at a different place every few weeks, your brain has lots more experiences to remember. So time passes slower. Which means you live longer.
So there you have it. Freelancing is the secret of everlasting youth.
Obviously I have nothing to back this up. And the stress of worrying about work, looking for work and chasing payment means freelancers age twice as fast.
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