As I skipped merrily to the free staff breakfast bar this morning for my daily dose of roughage and vitamins, I was stopped in my tracks. By the strong arm of injustice. Namely, this.
That’s right, the dishes for the fruit and cereal buffet have been replaced by new ones that are 3mm shallower.
Well isn’t that a fine how-do-you-do?
Here I am giving my all, sometimes working 9-hour-days, to please The Man. AND FOR WHAT?
To be rewarded with THIS??!!
I spoke to the girl serving and she was unhelpful to say the least. After pointing out it's free, she then says, “You’re welcome to take two” – when she knows only too well I can’t carry two dishes AND my gingerbread frappucinno. And there’s no way I’m making two trips up and down those stairs.
Well they’ve gone too far this time. I’m sorry. You can push a man so far. And then a bit further. But then that really is it.
Someone has to stand up for the common man. That’s why I’m asking you to join my campaign, ‘Productivity Ends Now – Imploring for Sustenance’.
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