Optimism levels returned to normal

You better not come here with your amends. Not today. I got some serious freakin’ copy rage.

Oh no you didn’t. Oh no you didn’t just rewrite my subhead. You didn’t just rewrite it with the FREE at the start and the long product name so it goes into two lines. I’ve written more copy docs than you’ve had mocha-frappuccinos and let me tell you, ain’t no one better. Nobody hits apple c apple v better than me. I get those amends, find the previous version, save as new name, paste in those lines from another job back in February. Print it out, check it. I ALWAYS print it and check it. Then send it back to you so fast it’ll make your inbox spin.

I don’t have to put up with this. I could be writing labels for innocent smoothies or something.